Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn you’re gorgeous
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit