Nudity is not porn. An exposed body is not for your pleasure. Learn to respect that.
Be with someone who sexts you at family gatherings
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
Being responsible for someone’s orgasm is quite the ego boost.
Anonymous asked: I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night
OMG HIS THE REALIST BROTHER OUT THERE HE HELPING HIS SISTER GET PUSSY WHAT A CHAMP
This is fucking fantastic
assuming someones sexuality? SHIT MOVE
acting offended about being called something other than straight? SHIT MOVE